911, please hold.
stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
Im lying down how do I do this
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
NO MERCY FOR U ANYMORE SPIDERS
I WILL NOT SCREAM
I WILL NOT CRY
I WILL MURDER U ON SIGHT
No but this is such a gentlemeny thing to do!